(Source: tyrionlannisters)
face wash? confiscated. extremely suspicious looking lighter? not even questioned. good call, TSA. keep that country safe one pore at a time!
"guy that looks like willie nelson: hey do i know you?
me: no.
guy who cant take a hint: well you look like this girl that asked me to shave her head once…you ever thought about shaving your head?
me: …no. *walks away*
weed dispensary worker/incredibly blazed dude: hey whats your name?me: nope.
high guy: *smiles and looks around confused*
"
boulder is not a real town.
that awkward moment when the bouncers outside a metal show uncover fireworks in your bag.
smoking megaphone: USED POLAROID ONE STEP 600 INSTANT CAMERA: GIVEAWAY!
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Hey guys, I’m having a giveaway!!
This is a fully functional used Polaroid One Step 600 that I bought on eBay a while ago for kicks. Needless to say, I never really use it, so I’ve decided to give it away! No need to worry about shipping, I will cover it myself. :)
RULES: To enter, you…
I need liquor, sex and a good conversation.
48In no particular order…
CBGB…the bowery…this too? takin all the gotdamn soul outta NYC. KEEP MY CITY DIRTY!
I fucking love food. I don’t give a fuck about calories. I don’t give a fuck about the grease. I don’t give a fuck. I fucking love my fucking food.
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That awkward moment when everyone wants the last piece of pizza, but nobody wants to take it.
73the awesomely shameless moment where you snatch that shit up and OMNOMNOM to your friends’ dismay
(Source: drapetomania)
